I’ve had little luck with Facebook closes but this one is showing a pulse.. How can I not fuck this up? Suggestions welcome. >Facebook closed Sunday 23rd May >Added her on 2-3 days later. She confirms same day. Then… Bhodisatta June 2 at 7:53pm Hi HB… employee of World Fashion Warehouse and translation student. good… Continue reading

My pal DrunkenBaker had a SNL a few weeks ago and she got buyers remorse afterwards and couldn’t handle it and declined further contact with him. His next door neighbour, and absolute ‘natural pua’*, laughed it off and said “she’ll come begging back.. they always do”. Well he’s right. She’s been back in touch. Keeps texting… Continue reading

Talking to Krauser yesterday about our masturbation habits I realised that perhaps pig-frigging can be used as a tool at various stages of the courtship level. At my level: Deny the pink-faced door-to-door salesman the rubdown he desires and abstain, only indulging once per week, on a Sunday night (“Wank Night”… like that scene on… Continue reading