Description
Picture it. You’ve finally pulled the woman of your dreams; this is your ticket out of game. She’s beautiful, funny, kind; runs her own business (but nothing which would challenge yours) and sees her old granny each Sunday. You laid on your A-game, your top patterns, your NLP, all of it and now she’s here on the balcony of your Airbnb overlooking the town square. How can you make this thing happen?
The answer is obvious. As she sips her drink and smiles at you you lean with your back against the rail, facing her, and as her eyes widen in shock you unbutton your trousers and let them drop to the tops of your boots. She stares, open-mouthed at your 15″ ice-white thighs and easily the absolutely most Alpha pair of underpants she has ever seen.
Even as she stumbles to her feet, knocking over her drink and fleeing back through the apartment you chuckle to yourself. You know the deal is sealed. “Flies to honey” you murmur.
To commemorate the release of DBATS III I have commissioned quite possibly the most R-selected underpants in existence. Now you, too, can walk the streets feeling the magic glow of kinship with your worldwide brethren emanating through your crotch.
Dropshipped by Printful.com from the USA.
Bit of a gimmick so don’t moan if the print/construction quality is not Sloggi level. It costs quite a lot to print-on-demand these one-by-one so apologies they aren’t cheaper, I only make a Euro off each!
Shipping’s included with coupon FREESHIPMERCH but you might get stung with an import charge if it ships from the USA (I’m not sure).
I reserve the right to cancel the order if I screw up the dropshipping. I’ll email you to keep you updated.
There will be a long lead time for the first items as I’ll first order a test print to myself.
Please be sure to consult the images with the size chart on them and pick the right size.
Product information from Printful.com
Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
FAbric weight: 6.19 oz./yd.² (210g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
Mid-rise
Lined front pouch for additional support
4 cm wide elastic waistband covered with fabric
Crotch panel
Overlock and coverstitch
No back seam for extra comfort
Tear-away care label
Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house team
Fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified
