Let’s recap. I opened her on Oxford Street a few days before Christmas and I had my first instant date with her. It went brilliantly and there was attraction. After xmas I follow it up and arrange dinner and drinks. Date 1 A good night. It’s fun and relaxed. Over cocktails we have rapport. I’m Continue reading

After DreamChink shit-tests herself into a decaying orbit I decide I get The Fury and decide to go for it. I stare at myself in the mirror and give myself a lecture, out loud for twenty minutes, visualising myself giving a bootcamp lecture. It’s brilliant and my state is good. I start off ok doing Continue reading

I’ve realised who my enemy is. Avoidance Weasel. He lives in my hindbrain and the depths of his cunning are beyond fathom. His subtle machinations and plans are carried out at a level the naked eye cannot see. Imagine Bob Holness chairing Blockbusters and on one side we have a pair of eight year old Continue reading