UK is shit

  • And so it begins…

    It begins. So the clockwork is broken. The system is running backwards. The pigs are running the farm. Heart surgeons are watering weeds with orange juice. Women feed their babies till they die then push geese round in prams all day. The sky is now called the ground and vica versa. Nobody does any work… Continue reading

  • The Value Gap

    I met a female Chinese student the other day for “language practice”. I do want to keep up my Mandarin but admittedly if the girl that turned up happened to be hot I would have nothing against attempting to bang her. She wasn’t. They mainly aren’t: Asian students in the UK are generally geeky. But… Continue reading