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  • Fifty Sets of Challenge

    I’ve realised who my enemy is. Avoidance Weasel. He lives in my hindbrain and the depths of his cunning are beyond fathom. His subtle machinations and plans are carried out at a level the naked eye cannot see. Imagine Bob Holness chairing Blockbusters and on one side we have a pair of eight year old… Continue reading

  • K-Bone breakdown

    The gulf between my theoretical knowledge of game and what I’m capable of applying and using infield is monumental. Kind of like someone who has sat and studied the entire syllabus of Judo on YouTube; every single throw and hold, and can now use small dolls to expertly and precisely illustrate every single technique from… Continue reading

  • Unhappy bitter twat

    I’ve finally done it. Almost a year of blogging now and I’ve crawled up the Google rankings to the very top. Yes, my humble blog is the number one search result in the world on Google. Simply type in “unhappy bitter twat” and see for yourselves. In fact I am both first AND second result.… Continue reading

  • RSG Five Quid Bootcamp

    I just noticed on Krauser’s blog that RSG are doing a free bootcamp; well a taster bootcamp really. Five quid for five lectures. Looks like a steal to me. If this was me a year ago I’d jump at the chance. As regular readers of this blog will realise I’ve got to know some of… Continue reading

  • Holiday Report

    I’m back! Six weeks since my last post and what have I been up to? Well, going on holiday… twice.. has been the main reason for my silence but since my return I’ve been suffering from blog constipation: my normal dribble of shit can’t continue until I crap out the big turd wedged sideways at… Continue reading

  • On holiday

    Needed a break. In Thailand… back soon! Continue reading

  • Daygame phases

    Off the back of my last daygame status update I’ve tried to list out the phases I see my game as having gone through. 1)Curiosity/Disbelief/Fear I wish I could get girls off the street like in The Game. Off to a bootcamp. I have to do what? You can’t be serious. I’ll get arrested. Ok,… Continue reading

  • Male company.

    I’ve been mulling over this issue for a while and in fact talked about it with Krauser the other day. Turns out he’s beat me to the blog with it but as his approach and style is very different I thought I’d go ahead anyway. As a chode, a young chode, I believed that female… Continue reading

  • The Dip

    Since my cup of coffee I’ve been gradually getting back in the saddle with daygame. Last Saturday, coffee day, I did 5 sets and got three closes. I’ve indulged in some text game and got a provisional (50/50 probably) date for Thursday with an Italian girl. Sunday I went out with SalsaLord, Krauser and Jambone… Continue reading

  • The best cup of coffee of my life

    I drank a cup of coffee today to pep me up before doing some daygame. I don’t normally drink much caffeine so it has a very severe effect on me; probably akin to giving a six year old a snort of charlie. BOOM. My mood goes into the positive and I suddenly realise that I’ve… Continue reading